THIS IS SERIOUSLY A SALAD DRESSING COMMERCIAL
WHAT ARE YOU REALLY TRYING TO SELL
Oh man I love salad!
can he be included
HE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE ON PANTSFINALLY a commercial that sexualizes MEN for a change!
Now we know why she is so happy
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More poetry and prose by Lang Leav available here
(Source: langleav.com, via lovequotesrus)
i wish i lived in the 50s and 60s where everyone was dressed so nicely and not like a skank and guys had to ask for your parents permission to take you out on a date and instead of going to hardcore alcoholic parties you just hung out with friends at an outdoor drive-in movie theater
(via tranquil-vie)
"Introverts, in contrast, may have strong social skills and enjoy parties and business meetings, but after a while wish they were home in their pajamas. They prefer to devote their social energies to close friends, colleagues, and family. They listen more than they talk, think before they speak, and often feel as if they express themselves better in writing than in conversation. They tend to dislike conflict. Many have a horror of small talk, but enjoy deep discussions."
(Source: hopeinspiresme)
josh hutcherson’s parents are probably called josh hutcherdad and josh hutchermom
actually their names are chris hutcherson and michelle hutcherson
So tell me,
When did you graduate from Killjoke University?
2004 i was valedictorian
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in the first picture, to the left of Obama it looks like that black guy has a shaggy, balding fro
but then in the next picture the white girl peeks out from behind him and gives you a knowing look
she knows
she knows what she’s done
(via manda)
